Total Medals Earned: 341 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,805 Points
Medals Earned: 9/21 (80/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Medals Earned: 12/22 (120/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the first lands!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the west lands!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!
Medals Earned: 18/30 (195/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Reach over 1 million site views
Reach over 1 billion views
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Buy over 250 items from the store
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/55 points)
You factory have a good start!
Grow a small factory
It's time to build a big monopoly!
The whole world will drown in jam.
We need a new planet.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)
Arranged marriage.
Love blooming in the garden.
Not as great as queen, but sadly that ending was cut out.
Time to celebrate! Sounds like a good time for cake.
Lovely ladies.
Studies in love and friendship.
Medals Earned: 6/27 (60/1,000 points)
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 3/11 (100/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 11/12 (260/270 points)
Get bounced up by the robin
Collect the white present
Collect the black present
Submit your score
Be dragged by the stork
Collect the stocking
Collect 250 presents in a run
Play three runs
Reach 5000m with a single elf
Become a fan
Medals Earned: 5/10 (40/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!